May 2013
21 posts
me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
April 2013
7 posts
I’m baaaaaaaaack
March 2013
4 posts
February 2013
4 posts
January 2013
5 posts
December 2012
9 posts
In which I have my first professional massage
I went to go get a free 50 minute massage from a fancy place. I smoked beforehand and timed it perfectly so that I was coming down just as I was getting my massage. Nevertheless, it was a completely confusing experience. First of all, I had no idea that I was going to be naked whilst being massaged. The lady was just like take everything off and I wasn’t sure if that meant underwear too....
Victorias Secret and rape culture →
har1ey:
Do you wanna dance, do you wanna fight? Do you wanna get drunk and stay the night?
Do you wanna know all the things I do when I’m all alone and thinking about you?
Do you wanna go back home?
Your animals are all alone.
There’s some chicken waiting on the stove.
Your cousin left his DVD of “Swingin’ in the 70’s”.
Check your messages and charge your phone.
Are you really sure you...
wake and bakeeeee
